merchandice:

wittacism:

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!
After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 
Happy writing. You can do it!

this is really good except please do not ever ever ever use the sentence ‘in this essay i will’ or any variation of it. It makes your essay seem unacademic

You could say:
One would conclude that monkeys are a lot like humans because they share 99% of our DNA, have sex for fun and have thumb like phalanges on their hands.
It’s pretty much your main points with a fancy start!
PS: This is awesome. A+ to wittacism.
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merchandice:

wittacism:

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!
After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 
Happy writing. You can do it!

this is really good except please do not ever ever ever use the sentence ‘in this essay i will’ or any variation of it. It makes your essay seem unacademic

You could say:
One would conclude that monkeys are a lot like humans because they share 99% of our DNA, have sex for fun and have thumb like phalanges on their hands.
It’s pretty much your main points with a fancy start!
PS: This is awesome. A+ to wittacism.
Zoom Info
merchandice:

wittacism:

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!
After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 
Happy writing. You can do it!

this is really good except please do not ever ever ever use the sentence ‘in this essay i will’ or any variation of it. It makes your essay seem unacademic

You could say:
One would conclude that monkeys are a lot like humans because they share 99% of our DNA, have sex for fun and have thumb like phalanges on their hands.
It’s pretty much your main points with a fancy start!
PS: This is awesome. A+ to wittacism.
Zoom Info
merchandice:

wittacism:

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!
After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 
Happy writing. You can do it!

this is really good except please do not ever ever ever use the sentence ‘in this essay i will’ or any variation of it. It makes your essay seem unacademic

You could say:
One would conclude that monkeys are a lot like humans because they share 99% of our DNA, have sex for fun and have thumb like phalanges on their hands.
It’s pretty much your main points with a fancy start!
PS: This is awesome. A+ to wittacism.
Zoom Info
merchandice:

wittacism:

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!
After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 
Happy writing. You can do it!

this is really good except please do not ever ever ever use the sentence ‘in this essay i will’ or any variation of it. It makes your essay seem unacademic

You could say:
One would conclude that monkeys are a lot like humans because they share 99% of our DNA, have sex for fun and have thumb like phalanges on their hands.
It’s pretty much your main points with a fancy start!
PS: This is awesome. A+ to wittacism.
Zoom Info
merchandice:

wittacism:

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!
After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 
Happy writing. You can do it!

this is really good except please do not ever ever ever use the sentence ‘in this essay i will’ or any variation of it. It makes your essay seem unacademic

You could say:
One would conclude that monkeys are a lot like humans because they share 99% of our DNA, have sex for fun and have thumb like phalanges on their hands.
It’s pretty much your main points with a fancy start!
PS: This is awesome. A+ to wittacism.
Zoom Info
merchandice:

wittacism:

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!
After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 
Happy writing. You can do it!

this is really good except please do not ever ever ever use the sentence ‘in this essay i will’ or any variation of it. It makes your essay seem unacademic

You could say:
One would conclude that monkeys are a lot like humans because they share 99% of our DNA, have sex for fun and have thumb like phalanges on their hands.
It’s pretty much your main points with a fancy start!
PS: This is awesome. A+ to wittacism.
Zoom Info
merchandice:

wittacism:

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!
After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 
Happy writing. You can do it!

this is really good except please do not ever ever ever use the sentence ‘in this essay i will’ or any variation of it. It makes your essay seem unacademic

You could say:
One would conclude that monkeys are a lot like humans because they share 99% of our DNA, have sex for fun and have thumb like phalanges on their hands.
It’s pretty much your main points with a fancy start!
PS: This is awesome. A+ to wittacism.
Zoom Info
merchandice:

wittacism:

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!
After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 
Happy writing. You can do it!

this is really good except please do not ever ever ever use the sentence ‘in this essay i will’ or any variation of it. It makes your essay seem unacademic

You could say:
One would conclude that monkeys are a lot like humans because they share 99% of our DNA, have sex for fun and have thumb like phalanges on their hands.
It’s pretty much your main points with a fancy start!
PS: This is awesome. A+ to wittacism.
Zoom Info
merchandice:

wittacism:

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!
After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 
Happy writing. You can do it!

this is really good except please do not ever ever ever use the sentence ‘in this essay i will’ or any variation of it. It makes your essay seem unacademic

You could say:
One would conclude that monkeys are a lot like humans because they share 99% of our DNA, have sex for fun and have thumb like phalanges on their hands.
It’s pretty much your main points with a fancy start!
PS: This is awesome. A+ to wittacism.
Zoom Info

merchandice:

wittacism:

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

Happy writing. You can do it!

this is really good except please do not ever ever ever use the sentence ‘in this essay i will’ or any variation of it. It makes your essay seem unacademic

You could say:

One would conclude that monkeys are a lot like humans because they share 99% of our DNA, have sex for fun and have thumb like phalanges on their hands.

It’s pretty much your main points with a fancy start!

PS: This is awesome. A+ to wittacism.

slaughterhouse-ninetwofive:

albinwonderland:

ediebrit:

oh my fucking god

huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god

shots. fucking. fired.